"Will you love me in December as you do in May?"

-Jack Kerouac (via 13neighbors)

daddyslittlefuck-up:

So my friend ran out of gas at 2 AM.

megan im literallylaughing so hard at this and idk why

theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

gerikey:

i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job

(Source: gerikeysarchive)

tokomon:

“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”

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behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: whoishannahh: destielsrainbowdick: nocturnalvisionary: novakian: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He fucking hit him with a lamp. I love his freedom pants.
"I know it feels like you have all these options and when you make a decision, you lose a world of possibilities. But the reality is, until you make a decision, you have nothing at all."

-Janet Finch (via hellanne)

"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."


jamesandrewcrosby: Typewriter Poetry #293 by James Andrew Crosby
doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY. So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED. So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest shit ever. Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.